Jaw Knee Music - NOFX

Johnny has a problem

Johnny is out of control

He had a TV party

With the kids in the black hole

Stealing people’s mail

And lynching the landlord

Things to do when angry, young and bored

Johnny was only a lad

Johnny hates the scene

First he hit an old man

Then he hit and run Pauline

The record player spinning the best times

I never had

So why do my old records make me sad?

Cause they’re so bad

And no one seems to understand

The glory of guitar

When out of tune

The off timing

The singers who can’t sing

The beauty of flaw

He’s a teenage vegetable

Listens to Last Resort

He’s got PCP in his veins

He lives inside a quart

Johnny is a punk rocker

Johnny is he queer?

Johnny needed two bags

And a car to commandeer

Johnny wasn’t liked much

But he had a lot of friends

Waits on stage

Eating ludes

A mindless brainwashed pig

Johnny was a good man

Till the day that he got shot

He had a jacked up chevy

That could blow you off the spot

Johnny always needs

More than he takes

Forgets a couple chords

Forgets a couple breaks

Johnny says he’s bound

By only six strings to this world

Johnny questions sellout bands

And Johnny pux0rz Ritilin

And Johnny is an angry amputeen