Cokie the Clown - NOFX

All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox

Show him a warm welcome, let’s give some applause

Greetings all, hello

Welcome to my show

I’m sure you’ll have fun

Watching me juggle

Eight balls at one time

I’m no fucking mime

I play practical jokes

This squirting flower

That wasn’t flour

That blew up your nose

It’s my special blend

Of X, coke, and K

You should be okay

In several hours

He’s got over sized shoes, and ill-fitting clothes

That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I’m Cokie the Clown

I will trip you down

Those 12 giant steps

I brought you all presents

Against good judgment

But being a good host

You all have been dosed

The kettle corn’s been laced

The fudge has been lined

You’re having a great time

But you might not recall

From rohypnol

In the lemonade

Cokie homemade

He’s the happiest clown

With the biggest frown

He’s Cokie the Clown