Ain't No One Getting Laid - Nobodys

Blue eyes and great thighs.

I wish i hadn’t seen her.

I’m not too fucking bright, but i gotta bright idea.

She didn’t say she likes me, but she ain’t saying no.

I’ll be chasing my dick all night long «here we go.»

I’m talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit.

I tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit.

I don’t remember much of the two hours that have passed.

Except i talked a lot of bullshit and ain’t gettin' any ass man.

Might as well forget it.

Might as well forget it.

Might as well forget it.

Ain’t no one getting laid.