Vaseline and a Magazine - Nobodys, The Nobodys

I don’t go out

No i don’t date

I stay at home and masturbate

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine

All i need is vaseline and a magazine

I’m not nice

I don’t pretend

My right hand is my girlfriend

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine

All i need is vaseline and a magazine

All i need is vaseline and a magazine

All i need is vaseline and a magazine