Nice & Smooth - Nice & Smooth

Oww, yeah

We gettin' ready to do this!

Nice and Smooth (Smooth and Nice)

I am the beef (and I’m the rice)

At the party, tipsy, not sooty

Met a tip, yo, her name was Judy

Ooh, she had a real big booty

Jack LaLanne ain’t get her fruity

Scoping me up, down, giving me a frown

Tryin' my best, mustn’t act like a clown

Ooh, some of your skin is brown

Can we hang out and play the town?

Nice and Smooth (Smooth and Nice)

I am the beef (and I’m the rice)

Smooth B, the man who makes the rhymes

And my rhymes are combined with the mind of another kind

I don’t know where my dialogue comes from

I’m just blessed to a large degree

My name is Smooth B

I plan to be the dominator later, I’ll be seen on the movie screen

Limousines with jacuzzis and girlies, they love me

Holdin' me tight so that I can’t leave

Having a ball like you wouldn’t believe

Playing the role like a royal emperor

Look at my gold and see that girl, I’m tempting her

To be the man, 'cause I’m grand

But breaking hearts is not my plan

Everytime they see me they smile and grin

And think of a way to diss their boyfriend

Then he’ll approach me 'cause he’s upset

But to stick with his girl would be his best bet

'Cause I’m not a joker, I don’t play games

I will always be the same, Smooth B won’t change

'Cause it’s Nice and Smooth (and it’s Smooth and Nice)

I am the beef (yo, I’m the rice)

Payday is here I need my mitt

A knot full of fifties, no counterfeit

So I could get and scoop me a skeezer

Take her to the cab and let her please her

Little old me’s about dropping to her knees-a

I found out she’s nothing but a teaser

But I convinced a freak to get busy

Her name was L-I-Z-Z-Y izzy

Can I be a friend or

You’re feeling sad, I can make you merr-i-er

It’s Greg Nice, not Yogi The Bear-i-a

Nice and Smooth (and it’s Smooth and Nice)

I’m the beef (yo, I’m the rice)

My name’s Smooth B, I’ve got the key

And once I was blind but now I see

Born to rock a mic automatically

My father gave to me the authority

To change what I can and live peacefully

Livin' life to love, giving love to my life

To eliminate stress and abolish strife

Allow me to express with the greatest of ease

My gratitude and I ask may I please

Be a rapologist at the top of the list

And together we’ll experience the total bliss

I’ll use a mic not a fist and I’ll insist

That if you think about battling you’ll get dissed

Don’t make fake promises of how I rock

'Cause if you’re a real trooper we’ll met on top

Of the rap industry, and soon you’ll see

That we’ll make the most MC currency

'Cause it’s Nice and Smooth (and it’s Smooth and Nice)

I’m the beef (yo, I’m the rice)

Ayo, I’m the beef, ayo, (I'm the rice)

Yo yo, I’m the beef, yo yo, (I'm the rice)

Teddy Ted, the original man

I might like sometimes to drink brew and

Get a little melllow and say hello

To a fly booty that’s dressed in yellow

I’m a mack laddy, in a brown Caddy

Been around the world, freaky fly girls call me daddy

And ya don’t stop

Hey, I guess I’m the gravy, huh?