One, Two And One More Makes Three - Nice & Smooth

Ah, one, two, a one more makes three

We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC

I said a one, two, a one more makes three

We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC

Now it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun

I said it ain’t no fun, yo, it ain’t no fun

I said it ain’t no fun unless we all get some

We need lights, cameras, action

Please tell me who runs this turf

Then I go out there and serve

After all, what is it worth?

My favorite comedian’s Eddie Murph'

When I was small, I played catch with a Nerf

Skinned my knee on the astroturf

Ain’t nothin' better than a hug from a Smurf

Many many pimps are after me

(Why?) Because I let the hoes go free

Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball

Takes more sweets by Peter Paul

Almond Joy, Butterfinger

Rapper, actor, and a singer

Jumpstart the mic like it ain’t no thing’a

God sheds light on me so I shine

Dom Perignon, then kick rhyme

Make love to the ladies, treat ‘em real kind

Get on top of me and grind

One, two, one more makes three

We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC

I said a one, two, one more makes three

We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC

Said it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun

I said it ain’t no fun, yo, it ain’t no fun

I said it ain’t no fun unless we all get some

We need lights, cameras, action

I smile a lot ‘cause I seek divine joy

I’m not a kid, I’m a man, not a boy

And often people wonder how I continually rise over gloom

I’m like a lotus flower in full bloom

Not imprisoned in a world of externality

Search my soul and unfold is my reality

I keep ‘em guessing—am I from B.C.

or from millennium?

Writing dope rhymes in my condominium

And then from day to day, convey and grow

Develop a rage for the stage and then blow

He’ll set it off then pass the baton

Ready, set, go, my mic turns on

Light a stage like a dawn from Con Edison

The mic is my wand and my voice is like medicine

And you were wondering if we went soft

No, that’s impossible, we never fall off

One, two, one more makes three

We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC

I said a one, two, one more makes three

We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC

Now it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun

I said it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun

It ain’t no fun and it ain’t no fun

It ain’t no fun unless we all get some

We need lights, cameras, action

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