Manatee - Nerf Herder

I am a manatee

I live in the sea

I sneak up at night

Pretty baby, just to love you right

You’re friend’s gonna put me down

'Cause I’m fat, slimy, and brown

They’ll never know how you sigh

When you feel my flipper movin' up your thigh

I am a manatee

I am a manatee

Stand by your manatee

Don’t you act like a stranger

Even though I am endangered

Your lady’s gonna flip

With a kiss from my prehensile lip

Some call me a fat sea-cow

But I’m I got real know-how

You’ll hunger for the taste

Of my briny sea water on your pretty little face

I am a manatee

I am a manatee

Stand by your manatee

Tell the lobster

Tell the bass

The alligator can kiss my ass

Tel the barnacle

Tell the crab

Tell the whale and Captain Ahab

How you scream and shout «Hot damn!»

When you feel my whiskers on your clam, yeah

Swim

Swim (alright)

Swim

Swim

Pretty baby, how you look so nice

I wanna lick you once or twice

Rub my fat, blubbery body

All over you and get real naughty

I am a manatee

I am a manatee

I am a manatee

Stand by your manatee