I've Got a Boner for Christmas - Nerf Herder

Mend up your stocking hole

'Cause this lump ain’t made of coal

I’ve got a boner for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, ice cream and muffins

You be the turkey and I’m the stuffing

I’ve got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world

To each and every girl

To all of of you girls, oh oh you

Ohh yeah

Hang up your Christmas stocking

And let me put my cock in

I’ve got a boner for Christmas

All year, you’ve been in a rut

This time, let’s do it in the butt

I’ve got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world

To each and every girl

To all of of you girls, oh oh

I’ve got a boner

Oh oh oh

For Christmas