Zooming - Momus

It’s Thursday, and I’m Zooming

With everyone I’ve ever known

Sitting at home, together alone

In the modern way

When I realize I’m not wearing

A single stitch of clothing

Would you believe it?

I don’t believe it

I am naked as the day I was born

Naked as the day I was born

Friday, in the studio

With my model Fat Annette

Sitting together, facing each other

A canvas nice and wet

When I realize she’s not wearing

A single stitch of clothing

Would you believe it?

I don’t believe it

She is naked as the day she was born

Naked as the day she was born

Saturday: I’m having a smoke

With my old friend the snake

Like you do in the garden

Hanging out with a mate

When the snake says, «You're not wearing

A single stitch of clothing

Would you believe it?

Adam alieve it

You are naked as the day you were born

Naked as the day you were born»

Now it’s Sunday, and everything’s gone

I have lost my job

Under duress, under arrest

I ended up in court

Accused of nakedness aforethought

The judge says that’s not painting

That’s body-shaming

Would you believe it?

She was naked as the day she was born

Naked as the day she was born