Stephanie Pappas - Momus

I follow a totally uncharismatic guru

(Electric automatic guru)

He told me Stephanie be wonderful

Be who you want to be

And do the things you want to do

(Electric guru)

I gave all my money

To my uncharismatic guru

(Automatic uncharismatic guru)

But Mummy don’t worry

I know what he’s trying to do

(Bugaboo, bugaboo guru)

Oh he doesn’t fool me, with one look

I can see right through

(My automatic uncharismatic guru)

But I would still buy

If he tried to sell me the moon

(The fool -- sell you the moon!)

I have fallen in love with my uncharismatic guru

(I love you, I love you guru)

Because that was exactly the thing

That he seemed to expect me to do

(My guru)

(My automatic uncharismatic guru)

(The fool)

He thinks he’s a charlatan

Thinks I’m a naive fool

(My laughable, loveable guru)

In fact it’s the other way round

Who fooled who?

(More fool you, guru!)

He told me Stephanie Pappas

To thine own self be true

(Do as I say, not as I do)

All that seems to be you’s really me

And all that seems to be me is really me too

So I went to bed

With my uncharismatic guru

It seemed to be simply the right thing to do

When I’d given him my money, my soul and my body

I did it to make him feel better

And I’d just like to say

I only wish my guru could have been a better lay

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