Tryster - Momus

So help me mister, I done your sister, on the blister is where I kissed her

(So help him mister, he did your sister, on the blister is where he kissed her)

It’s double bluff, my life is rough, to live for love isn’t enough

(It's double bluff, his life is rough, to live for love wasn’t enough)

So I’m living the life, and I’m loving the life, but I’m wielding the knife,

and I’m losing the wife

(So he’s living the life, and he’s loving the life, but he’s wielding the knife,

and he’s losing the wife)

You’ve got to kill a bit, if you want to live a bit, you’ve got to take a bit,

you’ve got to be a shit

(He's got to kill a bit, he wants to live a bit, he’s got to take a bit,

he doesn’t give a shit)

And I’ve lost the list, I’ve lost my lust, I’ve lost my tryst, and I’ve lost

your trust

It’s trick and treat, it’s veg and meat, it’s cake and eat, meet and greet

I could’nae give a shit, I’m just a wee shit, life was magnificent I went and

wasted it

It’s trick and treat, it’s veg and meat, it’s cake and eat, meet and greet

(Help him mister, he done your sister, on the blister is where he kissed her)

I’m living the life, I’m loving the life, but I’m wielding the knife,

and I’m losing the wife

(He's living the life, and he’s loving the life, but he’s wielding the knife,

and he’s losing the wife)