My Moriarty - Momus

Anything I’d say already crossed your mind

And anything you’d answer already crossed mine

There’s nothing left to say, one of us must pay

And the other go away

My Moriarty, in January

You grievously inconvenienced me

You hampered my plans in April and May

Seriously threatening my liberty

My Moriarty, I am so sorry

I have pressing business, I’m clean out of coffee

And if you don’t mind, and I don’t mind at all

See you at the Reichenbach Falls

is all Greek to me

Turn the other cheek reeks of Christianity

So let us agree to call it a day

Even if our calendars cannot agree

My Moriarty, it’s a bad habit

To fondle a firearm concealed in the pocket

Rmember the affair of th French gold

The Red-Headed League never gets old

But my Moriarty, I really am sorry

I have other business, I’m clean out of money

So if you don’t mind, then I don’t mind at all

See you at the Reichenbach Falls

There’s nothing left to say, one of us must pay

And the other must just go away

Anything I’d say already crossed your mind

And anything you’d answer crossed mine