Michelin Man - Momus

Pump, pump it up

Pump it up if ever it goes limp

Dress in crepe, dress up in silk

Pump it up, cos when he’s hard and when he’s big

He’s the Michelin Man

Made of rubber

The Michelin Man

Josephine Baker

Make him Zeppelin big

On your bicycle pump

And he’ll bump you till your bed’s just junk

So pump the Michelin Man

Pump the Michelin Man up

Honey bunch dress it up

Dress it up and you can pump him up

Put a boob tube round your bust

Pump it up, he’ll slam it up your dress

He’s the Michelin Man

Made of rubber

The Michelin Man

Josephine Baker

See his extra white teeth

His extra big rump

He’s gonna bump you till your bed’s just junk

So pump the Michelin Man

Pump the Michelin Man up