Harry K-Tel - Momus

I hate your famous guts

I know girls are sitting ducks

I know you’ve got the bucks

But what gets me is you schmucks

Think you can hit on any girl in the world

Without denting your fronts

As if morals themselves are simply image

Like you’ve got this gold-plated credit card charisma

To cover all the damage

Harry K-Tel the method actor once asked my sister to tweak

His tits while he jiggled and jangled his allegedly undersized cock

I don’t think she complied (though maybe she lied)

But for the next three weeks

They had phone sex every morning between Scotland and New York

I hate your famous guts

How he jiggled his cock and tweaked his own nipples

While holding the telephone

Beggars the imagination, truly

But would be a lot more interesting to watch

Than one of Harry’s movies