Goodiepal - Momus

Who killed the eskimos who understood the rules of happiness?

One step up the hedonic treadmill

One slip back on the ugly snakeskin

Who raped the great banana growing on the tree of happiness?

One point for the dark Satanic mills

One up on the noble savage

Everything we need is here

Stop trying to succeed

One point for the dark Satanic

Mills, one down for the noble savage

Who owns the pop machine

The polyester seed?

Who owns the pepper mills that

Spice up the prickly cabbage?

Down by the willow tree I joined you where you fell

You said, staring at the sky, I never knew it was that high

Don’t know you very well, you’re just another girl

Never mind, you stupid cow, I wish you hadn’t said that now

Down by the willow tree

There’s nothing that could make us happier

One step up the hedonic treadmill

One slip back on the ugly snakeskin

Stop trying to succeed

Stop running round your human hamster wheel

One point for the dark Satanic mills

One up on the noble savage

Who drank the pussy milk, who bunged the chalk in the frigid buttercup?

One step up the hedonic treadmill

One slip back on the ugly snakeskin

And just exactly how long do we have to wait for the trees

To chop the Nazi axes up?

And help the frigid buttercup

Weep me and I’ll weep you back

The willow seemed to say

Swing with the Goodiepal

Race Pat Pat off the rocks

Down by the willow tree I joined you where you fell

You said, staring at the sky, I never knew it was that high

Don’t know you very well, you’re just another girl

Never mind, you stupid cow, I wish you hadn’t said that now