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My computer broke down today

I’m going to throw my old friend away

Cos the hard disk crashed when the write head parked

In a quite calamitous way

And I won’t get the data back

And I haven’t backed anything up

I’ve lost a hundred gigs of memories

This whole thing’s so fucked up

All my emails to the girlfriend

Who later disappeared

The videos of sex with her

I still watch to get off

Goodbye my old friend

My Photoshop experiments

With dogs with human heads

My huge harem of pregnant redheads

Lying with open legs

The endless masturbation fodder

The Instant Messenger chats

So goodbye friends

My computer broke down today

It’s a personal tragedy

There’s nothing much left of a human being

Without his memory

It’s like I’ll never have a life again

It’s like I’ll wander on an endless plain

Like my brain and face have been erased

And my life has been in vain

All the books that I was writing

All the albums half-composed

My photographs of holidays

I’ll never take again

The cracked software from Piratebay

Before the pigs cracked down

My fuckbuddy list no longer exists

So goodbye friends