Mr. Brownstone - Mickey Avalon

I know somewhere we can go…

You got any money?

Close ya eyes, Gimme ya arm…

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Voulez vouz coucher avec moi

Where do I got to go to find love?

I look high and I look low

I even pray to the lord above

Three weeks in my hotel sheets

Burning holes in my boxer briefs

And my momma won’t talk to me

Since I took off with her jewellery

I used to do a little but a little wouldn’t do it

So then I did a little bit more

Now I do a whole lot and I’m living in a box

Down on skid row

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Man got what I need and want

So I meet him at McArthur park

He been feeding me chocolat (tartar)

Blacker than a coffee pot

Oh shit, there goes the cops

Chill out, that’s the neighbourhood watch

And they probably want what you got

Chupa me verga

Who that dude, smell like seafood

Ain’t eat pussy since preschool

Jesus, hanging from the rear view

God damn I dare you

I used to do a little but a little wouldn’t do it

So then I did a little bit more

Now I do a whole lot and I’m living in a box

Down on skid row

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Look, I’ve been out here before

Knock knock knockin on heaven’s door

Knuckle sandwich, go get a bandage

Smokey and the bandit, faggot

You can’t fuck with the Ave

I’m like the motherfuckin Marlboro man, (big in japan)

And I’m at it again

Mickey Avalon for pres-es-ident

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car

Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone

He showed up late at a quarter to eight

In a brand new lincoln town car