Jane Fonda - Mickey Avalon

I had a baby named Jane

She could shake that thing

Said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane

She sang the soul train with a friend named Jen

Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz

Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie

I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey

with gravy

Baby Baby Baby…

Baby was Jen’s best friend

and maybe

if you were lucky

licky licky sucky sucky

Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me More junk in her trunk than a Honda

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

get your booty on the dance floor

work it out, shake it little momma

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

five, six, seven, now

if you don’t know, let me show you how

to work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest

she was inbred but Jean had big breasts

and big eyes and a big ass to match

Jean wasn’t fat, she was easy to catch

then came Molly

a hood from Hollywood High

so fly she was transatlantic

she was a manic depressive

which was impressive

very impressive

I had to test it tasted like chicken and was lemon scented

she took me home to her mama

I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

get your booty on the dance floor

work it out, shake it little momma

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

five, six, seven, now

if you don’t know, let me show you how

to work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana

she was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna

she was slammin’and her ass was jammin'

like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation

her brother Jason had a girl named Grace

and you could see her ass from outer space

so I landed on the planet

and planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

One, two, three, four

get your booty on the dance floor

work it out, shake it little momma

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

five, six, seven, now

if you don’t know, let me show you how

to work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

get your booty on the dance floor

work it out, shake it little momma

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

five, six, seven, now

if you don’t know, let me show you how

to work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

get your booty on the dance floor

work it out, shake it little momma

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

five, six, seven, now

if you don’t know, let me show you how

to work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four

get your booty on the dance floor

work it out, shake it little momma

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

five, six, seven, now

if you don’t know, let me show you how

to work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda