Kama Sutra - Mickey Avalon

If you’ve got no inhibitions

We can try all the positions

Don’t let my pretty face fool ya

I’ve mastered the Kama Sutra

It’s the end of the weekend, I’ve been breaking my balls

Pull up my cellphone for a number to call

Betty Loo got two stars next to her name and that little slut stay to me all day

Peggy Sue got a dude but that girl such a freak

She with her man on the weekend but I get her all week

Stacy kinda crazy it’s the way that she think

Pull her panties to the side and put her hands on the sink

If you’ve got no inhibitions

We can try all the positions

Don’t let my pretty face fool ya

I’ve mastered the Kama Sutra

I always thought missionary was the worst

'Cause it’s the same damn position when she’s giving the birth

Her kitty cat really did some doggy-style

And I’ve always been a sucker for a sideway smile

Reverse cowgirl in the front of my truck

And she be like «Yeehaw» when I’m humping her but

And since I got swimmers like Michael Phelps

I always pull it out and shoot it into her mouth

If you’ve got no inhibitions

We can try all the positions

Don’t let my pretty face fool ya

I’ve mastered the Kama Sutra