Handyman - Mickey Avalon

Who you gonna call when you need a hand?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

Who you gonna call when you need a hand?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

Pipe’s clogged?

call me up

1−800-love-to-fuck

Take cash, take card

Take the fat ass, and take charge

Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri

She brought the bacon, I brought the beef

Mickey tickey time bomb 1,2,3

Pop off like a molotov in your jeans

She’s bursting at the seams

So thick and filled with cream

Some shit you’ve never seen

She’s only seventeen

Who you gonna call when you need a hand?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

Who you gonna call when you need a hand?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

Lights out, I’m your man

Two girls, one hand

No shoes, no pants

Me lose?

No chance

Living on the edge of the devils dick

Sucking out milk on Medusa’s tits

Call up daddy if you’re broken bitch

The handyman’s gon' fix that shit

She’s bursting at the seams

So thick and filled with cream

Some shit you’ve never seen

She’s only seventeen

Who you gonna call when you need a hand?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

Who you gonna call when you need a hand?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

And who the motherfucker with the tube in his pants?

Mickey Avalon, the handyman

Mickey Avalon, the handyman