Bubba Lee - Mickey Avalon

Splish splash, I was takin' a bath

With your momma and your sister

And your two stepdads

Oh, man, what a terrible plan

Had to hop up out the tub

'Cause I ain’t no fag

Sold my turntable and my microphone

So I can throw Daytons on my motor home

Loan my lady to my neighbor Jerome

'Cause I need more minutes on my cellular phone

You grab your left foot

And drop to the ground

And take your right foot

And spin it around

If you ever play twister

You could figure it out

It’s called the hokey pokey

With a dick in your mouth

Pop another bottle of the bubbly

For the good, the bad and the ugly

Pop another bottle and pass it around

Ashes to ashes, they all fall down

I grab a slut and lather her up

Stabbin the gut while I’m jabbin' the cunt

In a log cabin you’ll be havin' my nuts

Placed on your chin with two fingers in your butt

So quick to small talk and crawl to the cock

They call me cherry pop

'Cause I’m always on top

I be Toto the dog

From the Wizard of Oz

Bangin' young ladies out they trainin' bras

You grab your left foot

And drop to the ground

And take your right foot

And spin it around

If you ever play twister

You could figure it out

It’s called the hokey pokey

With a dick in your mouth

Pop another bottle of the bubbly

For the good, the bad and the ugly

Pop another bottle and pass it around

Ashes to ashes, they all fall down