Black Trans-Am - Mickey Avalon

Jumpin' out the window with no pants

A man look like Jean-Claude Van Damme

Stole me a car, ran through the light

Black trans-am, Mike and Ike

Kit Kat club on a Tuesday day

Bitch got a voice like Michel’le

But she walk with a limp when I go to spray

In her face in all different ways

To the crack house in my underwear

Have a conversation with a teddy bear

He was made out of fur, we were stupid high

But he didn’t have the balls to look me in my eyes

This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana

And now she’s callin' me like every day

Next time I went and saw her

I walked right by the daughter

And now she’s sayin' that her period’s late

Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks

Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks

Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks

Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks

Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks

but dirty flip-flops

to the left to the right

Bein' chased by the bogeyman, high as a kite

I got 6 chicks in my 2 man tent

That’s 12 tits and a very strong scent

Awake in the evening, sleep all day

Daddy gotta make sure the rent get paid

Balls to the walls to the broads at the mall

To get to the girls like Santy Claus

Snow in my nose and a wreath in my pipe

I’ll steal your bitch like I stole your bike

This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana

And now she’s callin' me like every day

Next time I went and saw her

I walked right by the daughter

And now she’s sayin' that her period’s late

Sleepin' in a dealer’s cardboard box

On vacation in a vacant lot

Rich in spirit,

When the dope man deliver to my front door

867−5309, take my number for a real good time

You can call me Jimmy, you can call me John

Just don’t call me when your husband’s home

Out of your back door, on to the next

Your momma sure do like anal sex

Ain’t no chump, and I ain’t no sucker

I’m Mickey Avalon, one bad motherfucker

This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana

And now she’s callin' me like every day

Next time I went and saw her

I walked right by the daughter

And now she’s sayin' that her period’s late