The Roommate from Hell (feat. mc chris) - MC Lars, MC Chris

Welcome to Mirrielees orientation.

My name’s Nate, and I’ll be your RA for this year

Today we’ll be moving into our dorms and building community

So go get your keys from the main office, come back

And get ready to meet your roommates… alright?

He was the roommate from Hell!

He was the roommate from Hell!

Satan was my roommate, so junior year was Hell

He lacked social skills and had a pungent smell

When your roommate is the devil it can be extremely whack

Putting posters on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback

Until the break of dawn he’d be mutilating sheep

«It's 4 am Satan, can you please go to sleep?»

I can’t have girls over when the dorm smells like Sterno

When did room 56 become Dante’s inferno?

He likes death and destruction I like radio and art

He likes holding down Christians and reading Jean-Paul Sartre

While I’m going to class studying my notes

He’s eating baby fetuses and sacrificing goats

He tricks the freshman girls into eating apples

Holding black masses down at the campus Chapel

Should have never moved in, wish I were dead

Should have found a place off campus on Craig’s List instead

He was the roommate from Hell, his name is Lucifer

Someone call a priest, and bring the crucifer

He was the roommate from Hell leaves his pitchfork in my bed

I’m in a satanic panic cause he is messing with my head

Yo pass that giant balloon of helium over here, yo

Okay but, wait, Satan… that's too much!

Boy you need a bitch slap

Not my fault we’re mismatched

You geek out over Beakman’s world

I dig on world of Witchcraft

You’re thinking that I’m riff raff, huffing on a dishrag

I am just a player, playing Slayer then I kick back

I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open

I come home drunk, make crank calls

To Queens and then Hoboken

But college is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin'

If you’re thinking that I’m leaving that I’m thinking that you’re jokin'

I gotta share my bunk with this post punk chump

Calls this place a dumb says, «You've been through my stuff»

I wish you’d go to Hell I say, Hey that’s where I’m from!

Blasts Death Cab and Devo he’s too emo to get crunk

I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost

I had very nice bling cause my minions mind floss

To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost

Gotta go do some blow with that ho… Kate Moss!

Lars you’re causing laughter when you call yourself a rapper dude

How many Dead Milkman albums are there named after you?

I always got beer.

I always got weed.

Best roommate ever if you’d ever ask me!