(Hop In) I'm Benny the Cab - MC Lars

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

Just stick out your thumb and you’ll be there in a flash

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

When You see me on the sidewalk, get out the way fast

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

And when it comes to the Dodgers, no I’m not a fan

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

Take the Bunny and Run, Eddie V that’s the plan

First I moved to LA from New York like sorry!

Revving up my engine, gassed like a Rari

Are we ready for the ride of our lives?

'Cause I’m gone

And it’s rough in these streets strap in and hold on

Been driving fools around since 1910

Sister Mary Frances!

He’s done it again

Roger — why’d you have to tip off the Toon Patrol?

To the movies we will go — but keep it on the low

I know Goofy’s funny, but you’ve got to be quiet

Cause Rabbit’s on the menu and Doom’s not on a diet

With a pack of hungry weasels, evil and starving

I’m crash by the tunnel and it’s kind of alarming

So don’t freeze the frame, (break) I mean it

Turpentine, acetone, and benzene, we’ve seen it

So let’s go back to the part where I’m saving the day

Roger, let me drive!

Get out of the way!

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

Just stick out your thumb and you’ll be there in a flash

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

When You see me on the sidewalk, get out the way fast

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

And when it comes to the Dodgers, no I’m not a fan

Hop in, I’m Benny the Cab

Take the Bunny and Run, Eddie V that’s the plan

Okay now Crawl through the window — Roger I’ll get help

Save, Jessica and Eddie, and yes save you’re self

Fight Greasy and Wheezy and the rest of the vermin

Smoking hella henchman like your name was Baby Herman

With the stogie, hold up G, what about the will?

Roger’s been a patsy ever since Acme was killed

And I don’t appreciate it, help us out Santino

Deciphering the fall out from Jessica’s labido

But she’s not bad, that’s just how she’s drawn

Betty Boop’s been serving drinks from sunset til dawn

«No justice for toons?"Try that one again!

Looks like we found the culprit and saved all our friends

These days you might find me on House of Mouse

Hanging out with Max and Mickey On location no doubt

It’s been a crazy ride for the first self-driving car

Middle finger to your Uber, you can Keep your five stars

Why’d you lock me up?

For driving on the sidewalk

It was just a couple miles

And nobody got hurt

(No justice for toons

No justice for toons

No justice for toons anymore!)

Benny the Cab!