Hipster Girl - MC Lars

So check this.

I just read the Pitchfork review of the new Pavement reissue.

Stephen Malkumus is a genius, but let’s face it — he’s no Conor Oberst.

I’m just saying.

It’s not 1994 anymore, duh.

Did I show you my new mini skirt/leggings combo?

You know what they say: ugly IS the new hot.

I met her in the thrift shop bumping indie hip-hop

Calculator wrist watch, Shins t-shirt and flip-flops

Queen of the hipster scene, straight out of Vice Magazine

Social outcast at 16 but now she lives her BoHo Dream

She came from Omaha to Williamsburg

She loved Karen O and she had heard

That Brooklyn was the hipster mecca

Packed her bags with her friend Rebecca

Said she had a thing for broke dudes in bands

Who lived by Union or by Grand

So we went down to the Bedford Bar

And bought a six dollar PBR

Ezra.

Go down Bedord, take a right on Metropolitan, then a right on Union,

and then you’re here.

Just text me when you get here okay?

Hipster girl

Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world

Knows all the indie bands you’ve never heard

She’s my hipster girl

She thinks uncool stuff is mad cool, indie culture’s fad rule

But cool stuff is uncool, right?

That’s why Friday’s Jewel night

She reads books no one has read, laughs at jokes no one has said

So ironic with her taste, her whole life is cut and paste

It’s a metrosexual romance, she wears my shirts and I wear her pants

We play dodge ball, kid sports are cool

Watching Spank Rock and McCarren Park Pool

She’s my trust fund baby bohemian, her vegan humus keeps her thin,

I love my L-Train girl it’s true, she always goes down on the weekends too

By the way, that pro-Bush shirt you’re wearing is making me really

uncomfortable,

you may be wearing it ironically, but that doesn’t give you the license to be

obnoxious — you

look like a hardcore fascist redneck!

Hipster girl

Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world

Knows all the indie bands you’ve never heard

She’s my hipster girl

Donnie Darko makes no sense!

When did side-pony tails get cool again?

Your fixed-gear bike makes no sense!

I’ve been trying to do that dirty-chic thing, you know?

Donnie Darko makes no sense!

I am so BoHo right now

L train girls don’t make sense (I don’t get it, I don’t get it)

Hipster girl

Cool by the numbers and she rocks my world

Knows all the indie bands you’ve never heard

She’s my hipster girl

Hipster girl

She’s got her latte and some spoken word

Ironic statements on her vintage shirts

She’s my hipster girl

I’ll give it to you, Napoleon Dynamite was funny, but «Vote for Pedro»

t-shirts at

Wal-Mart?

What are they thinking.

Wal-Mart is evil.

Their health care is

totally inadequate.

Didn’t you see the screening of that Robert Greenwald movie at Pete’s Candy

Store?

It was so sad.

What is with all of these hipsters taking over Williamsburg?