Gay Man - Manila Luzon

What is that guy doing?

He looks so gay

Dang it, I think he saw me

Come through, I’m in We-Ho

Brunch game strong, be winnin' drag bingo

I’m rollin' with these hoes

Uber XL to the club, Chevy Tahoe

Dancin' to Britney

Flippin' my weave, yeah, that’s when you see me

'Nother straight guy, givin' stank eye

With the girls, Malibu Bay breeze

Bears and twinks, femmes and freaks

Hunks and punks and gamer geeks

Drags and daddies, Asian fatties

We all here, so why you askin'?

Dude, are you gay, man?

Yaaas, I’m the gay man

Yaaas, I’m the gay man

Can’t you tell I’m flamin'

Can I get an Amen?

Yaaas, I’m the gay man, gay man

Yaaas, I’m the gay man, gay man

We cool, respect, bro

Doin' our things, gettin' down on the dancefloor

I’m pumpin' Manolos

You kickin' it in (Payless Bogos?)

Let me educate you, man

Not tryna date you man

Not every gay man’s a fag and not every fag is a gay man

So let’s get it straight, man

Pups and ponies, DL homies

Top and bottom, macaronis

Greg Louganis, fab and famous

Twinkle stinkhole, vajazzled anus

Yo, I just like boobs

Yaaas, I’m the gay man

Yaaas, I’m the gay man

Can’t you tell I’m flamin'

Can I get an Amen?

Yaaas, I’m the gay man, gay man

Yaaas, I’m the gay man, gay man

You do you and I’ll do me

Flamboyant as I can be

I’m not tryna dance up on you

Not unless you want me to?

No homo

Yaaas, I’m the gay man

Yaaas, I’m the gay man

Can’t you tell I’m flamin'

Can I get an Amen?

Yaaas, I’m the gay man, gay man

Yaaas, I’m the gay man, gay man

You know, you’re pretty cool

You’re not so bad yourself

But we’ve gotta do something about these shoes