We Three Queens - Peppermint, Alaska Thunderfuck, Manila Luzon

Gurl, I heard this girl named Mary just gave birth and she’s never had sex

Ugh, she’s missed out on all the good parts

Whatever, the first time’s always awkward, but look at the baby shower registry!

I got her myrrh.

I had to look it up

I got her gold?

Gold?!

Gold?!

Girl, all I have is this Frankincense that I’m regifting

We three queens of Orient are

Bearing gifts we traverse afar

Field and fountain, moor and mountain

Following yonder star

O Star of wonder, star of night

Star with royal beauty bright

Westward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to thy Perfect Light

Born a Queen on Bethlehem’s plain

Gold I bring to crown Her again

Queen forever, ceasing never

Over us all to reign

O Star of wonder, star of night

Star with royal beauty bright

Westward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to Thy perfect light

Frankincense to offer have I

Incense owns a Deity nigh

Prayer and praising, all men raising

Worship Him, God on hiiiii

O Star of wonder, star of night

Star with royal beauty bright

Westward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to Thy perfect light

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume

Breathes of life of gathering gloom

Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying

Sealed in the stone-cold tomb

O Star of wonder, star of night

Star with royal beauty bright

Westward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to Thy perfect light

Glorious now behold Her/Him arise

Queen and God and Sacrifice

Alleluia, Alleluia

Sound through the Earth and Skies

O Star of wonder, star of night

Star with royal beauty bright

Westward leading, still proceeding

Guide us to Thy perfect light