Watch Me Rock I'm Over Thirty - Loudon Wainwright III

Watch me rock I’m over thirty

Watch me get down low and dirty

Watch me rock I’m over thirty now

You young men in your twenties and your teens

Thinkin' you’re the only ones that can make the young girls scream

Come on, watch me rock

I’m over thirty now

Like a bottle of wine or a wooden guitar

A hunk of French cheese or a Cuban cigar

Maturity counts in a rock and roll star

I’m a veteran, I ain’t no rookie

But when I get out on the road I can still get me some nookie

Watch me rock

I’m over thirty now

I got the energy I just gotta be thrifty

I’ll be rockin' and a-rollin' till the ripe old age of fifty

Come on, watch me rock I’m over thirty now

Like a bottle of wine or a wooden guitar

Simone Signoret or a Model T car

Maturity counts in a rock and roll star

(No tickee nor shirtee he’s over thirtee)

I won’t be done when I’m thirty-one

I won’t be through when I’m thirty-two

You better watch me when I’m thirty-three

You get a whole lot more when I’m thirty-four

I hope I’m alive when I’m thirty-five