He Said, She Said - Loudon Wainwright III

Lets talk about sex…

She was trying to get him to talk to her

While they were doing the deed

He said «Baby I’m the strong and the silent type»

She said «That's not what I need»

«Please do not talk softly» she said

«When carrying your stick»

He said «Actions can speak louder»

She said «It don’t do the trick»

She was all over him in the A. M

He said «Baby you don’t understand

Just about once a night I’m alright

But I’m not much of a morning man

I’m not quite awake yet

I could use a cup»

She said «How about a loving spoonful darling?

That might get you up»

The other night she was biting him

While they were doing it in the dark

He said «What are you somekind of vampire baby?»

She said «I just love to leave my mark

Maybe it’s a tendency»

«I hope it’s just a phase

You can’t be too careful people

With these diseases these days

She was trying to get him to spank her

She said «It feels so fine»

He said «I'm not that kind of man baby

That’s where I draw the line»

Then she said «You can draw the line there

You can draw a circle, draw a square

I don’t mind a parallelogram

Just put your pencil there!

I don’t mind a rhomboid

Just put your pencil there!»