Golfin' Blues - Loudon Wainwright III

Walkin' down by the golf course

Watchin the golfers golf

Watchin' them hit them golf balls

They’re ridin' in their golf carts

Mr. Jones shot an eagle

Mr. Smith shot a par

Mr. Green shot a bogey

He’s down drinking in the clubhouse bar

I’ll never be no caddie

Totin' another man’s bag

I’ll never be no caddie

Wavin' another man’s flag

Watch out for that sand trap

Wear your golfin' shoes

Watch out for that frog pond

Watch out for them golfin' blues