Ozark Empire - Listener

I’d like to welcome all you suckers to struggleville

Say ahh, open up and take this pill

You’ll sit down in your cubicle

And eat when we tell you to and when your services are not needed here anymore

you’ll clean out your desk by noon

And no talking to the new kid

Security will see you all the way to the door

It’s like a prison but we pay you more

So you owe us more just lock your doors and feel real safe inside

Your house is no longer a good place to hide

Hey, there’s no more corner office

Or golfing with the bosses

You have a wife and kids to tell

That you got axed today and you lost your 401k

You wear your necktie noose so well

And you march just like a natural (you're natural)

You are just what we’re looking for

You’re perfect in every single way

So come and join our little army

Of high class, beautiful, intelligent, talented, well-adjusted, clean, listeners

Have you got a headache, cold, or aneurism

Working on a heart attack, with bad vision

Back hurts, can’t breathe right, afraid to fall

Arthritis, hemorrhoids, high cholesterol

Embarrassed by your bad skin not good with the ladies

Don’t quite fit in. too fat, too skinny, way too tall

Bring all your problems, because this will cure them all

This will cure em all, this might cure some of them

It’s ok, you’re not a loser, you’ve just lost

You’ll get used to second best when considering the cost

You have to be born first, learn, and grow up fast

Work hard, love, and then come in last, and then

Work harder, for someone else’s dollar

And at the end of the day all you can do is borrow

Plastic saves lives when it’s a hard hat people

It’s a mad world already, you’re not making it easier

We’ve got the cure, we made the medicine, we have your answer

It’ll give you a headache, but it will fight all your cancers

So, take two of these and call me every hour

There will be some internal bleeding, so just don’t shower

If you’re invisible or feeling miserable this is what you need

If you feel the need to breathe and just can’t quite succeed

You are the target audience indeed

First off, you have to listen really, really well

Try and discern what it is we have to sell

Just some smoke and mirrors with good looking people all around you

The way you do it is wrong, i’m glad we found you

Bait and switch, caveat emptor, fine print, fine print

So sign right here and everything else will be sent to

Your house in 12−16 weeks and depending on the postal service it might take a

few more weeks

Don’t worry we do this all the time

We’re professionals, just make sure you read the sign

Have you got a headache, cold, or aneurism

Working on a heart attack, with bad vision

Back hurts, can’t breathe right, afraid to fall

Arthritis, hemorrhoids, high cholesterol

This will cure it all

This will cure it all

This will cure it all

But just keep your reciept

There are no returns, or refunds

And I’ll repeat

This will cure anything

Just remember that

Just remember that

Just remember that

Just remember that

Just belive that