When No One Else Will Be Your Friend I Will Do The Job - Listener

This song will keep you warm

This song will build you a house

This song will heal all that ails you

This song will be your very best friend

When you need a friend look for me

And look for the song, because that’s all you have

And this song will buy you clothes

This song is very, very, special

This song will give you soup when you’re sick

This song will even pet your cat

When you don’t want to anymore just look for me

And look for this song, because we’ll help you out

We’ll help you along

We’re all that you have

This song is the catch all end all

Why are you doubting this songs abilities?

This song is a sad, sad, song

This song is the song to end all songs

This song is one of the seven wonders

And hey, this song knows if you’re not listening

And if you don’t listen you won’t reap the benefits

You won’t understand what this song is saying

Other songs have tried to sing along

But they fail miserably and end up the laughing stock

This song is this song

Many have tried to sing this song

This song will teach you all about life

Let’s all smile when this song tells us to

Hold your applause till the end of this song

Please don’t try to sing the words to this song

This song is the radio single

This song has no genre and likes it

I will try to teach you, but this song can do it better

When no one else will be you’re friend I’ll do the job

When no one else will be you’re friend I’ll do the job

I want the job, I filled out in the only application

This song will help you when you’re short on rent

This song will pay all the cab fare

You will always love this song, like you love a puppy, or a baby, or your family

This song will be the cure for cancer

This song will run for president and win

This song will surpass all of your doubts

This song has been okay-ed by NASA

So, it’s okay and it’s alright

Let’s all be happy, and practice good posture

Let’s all sign where they tell us to

Let’s all form a straight line and march to nowhere

This song will be your leader

This song will confuse, but you’ll like it

You will give this song all of your money

You will give this song everything you love

You will sing this song to all that you know

And then bring all their belongings to this song

So let’s all tell a friend about this song

And try to sing along, try to sing along

Try to sing along y’all

I said try to sing along, try to sing along, try to sing along y’all

They always say your life will never dull or your money back

Well I want my money back

They always say your life will never dull or your money back

Well I want my money back before my first heart attack