Battlesong - Del The Funky Homosapien, Kid Koala, Dan The Automator

Interplanetary advisories battling for supremacy

Sounds like a good way to build up my infamy

Soon as automator sent for me

He headed over to receive

Our registration forms from the galactic embassy

Yes, may I help you?

Remember me?

To escape a global panic we had to intercede

Oh, you’re here for the battleforms?

Yeah, can we get them for free?

I’m afraid not, you’ll have to pay the entrance fee

It was worth a try, when we first arrived on Mercury

Gravity adjustment was a must and step up contestant

Number 12 I was 13, he started bursting

Ammunition that wasn’t working

His rudimentary technical abilities couldn’t kill me

Knocked me for a loop but I could still breathe

He had the crowd going by appearance

Here comes the anticipated interference from his squad and gods

I bust back with an onslaught of hydrothermiclyde

To burn their third eye

Though outnumbered I come wit heat

And trigger a massive explosion to the beat

They hit me with compressed air, left my chest bare

My sonic stun gun takes 'em out by the next snare

Blowin' my mind

We won the bout

Just as the oxygen tanks were runnin' out

So we’re back to the ship

Pull a map from our blip

Manipulate the cursor, recharge our essentials

Set the coordinates then flow

Through a trillion miles of space

With style and grace

Next stop, Pluto

To rock these new flows

Atmosphere, methane

Be strategic like a chess game

Leave this emcee with chest pains

I had to battle a shadow in his black light form

He dazzled me, adding three points to his score

Engulfed the microphone with darkness, added three more

The panel started to roar

I had to find the core of his power

He stretched his text, causing me to blackout

It took my gat out, I couldn’t back out

It took out the sound man

I’m takin' a poundin'

I bust out an a cappella that’s astoundin'

Project a unibeam through his spleen

Pulled out my x-ray cannon to disintegrate the phantom

It’s night, finite cell structure ruptured

His form began to bust up into clusters

Shadowy masses spread to the greater darkness of outer space

Now I’m placed first among artists

Blowin' my mind

Blowin' my mind

Serve due, more space travel, «Computer»

«Yes Deltron, what have you?»

«Next destination?»

«The colony of Cecilia on Arthgolano»

This is apealin', hyperspace

With mic in place

We was off

Breathin' frost in the void

Thinkin' what if we are lost

Ha, entertaining ignorant thought

Land ho

Cecilia, we entered the port

Fill out a few forms then we meet our challenger

Named Q-zar

No matter who you are, I’ll handle ya

He’s a real charmer

I threw on my plasteel armor

He wants to absorb all the talents I worked so hard for

A biter hardcore

I busted a few shots and opened him like a car door

He was a quadruped, four arms

He hit me with four, four arms full of bronze

I said, «Automator play the song»

(You got it)

It was the theme

Made a slight alteration in my scheme

Set him up with a comition beam

With his double team

Leaned toward his dome piece

Seremed the back of his neck

With a cranial disruption syphon

Squeezed out his brain like juice

Like a python

Blowin' my mind