Everybody's Girl - Jinkx Monsoon

A long time ago, a lady who’s name was Carmen

Drove a man wild until he was out of control

I truly believe that I am a modern day Carmen

In spite of the fact I do not habla Español

That girl is exactly like me

We share this philosophy

Olé, I say

I’m not the type who’s ready for dating someone steady

I’m everybody’s girl

On Sunday night it’s Danny

On Monday, maybe Manny

I’m everybody’s girl

There’s a point to my behavior

Which is, smart girls always share their riches

So if your heart succumbs don’t let it

You’re certain to regret it

All others come and get it

I’m everybody’s girl

I could never be a cowhand’s girl

La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why?

I just can’t keep my calves together

Everybody’s girl

Some old Greek called Aristotle said it

If you’ve got it, why not spread it?

So I’m grappling any sabres

Exerting any labors

To share me with your neighbors

I’m everybody’s girl

In case your passion rages, I’m in the yellow pages

I’m.

.. girl

You won’t be disappointed

I’m also double jointed

I’m everybody’s girl

Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin'

I’m a person who needs dispersin'

So you’re here for my status

It’s absolutley gratis to use my apparatus

I’m everybody’s girl

Men and me are like pianos.

When they get upright, I feel grand

Everybody’s girl