Passive Aggressive Christmas - Jinkx Monsoon, Major Scales

Yes, it’s another Christmas with the folks

Another chance for us to get together and argue

Just like Santa wants

The house is dressed in jewels of green and red, oh

Sugar plums in each collective head, oh

And in the grand ol' fashioned way

With the family for the day

And all the wine-soaked gossip that is bein' said

The cousins and the uncles takin' turns, oh

With family dramas, medical concerns, oh

I only know we fight it best

If we could give that top a rest

And then this holiday the peace is truly earned

Let’s have a passive aggressive Christmas

Let’s not pretend we’re all that close

Dad can talk about the new car

And TV shows he loves the most

It’s only 7 hours, so let the work shift now begin

We did it all last year and we’ll do it all again

Everybody glows a Christmas light, o-oh

Everybody’s tryin' not to fight, o-oh

And now it’s Macy’s own parade

Another reason to behave

Another chance to say we’re doing St. Nick right

Let’s have a passive aggressive Christmas

And cut the sentimental end

No, Mom, I don’t have a boyfriend

No, Grandma, I don’t have a girlfriend

Let’s think about the presents and of the cracking New Year in

We did it all last year and we’ll do it all again

Oh, Grandma, Franklin, Uncle Paul

You love them all, yeah, you love them all

And you can keep that smile on through the night

Oh, but, I swear to God that it isn’t fair

If the Andersons ask about my hair

For the hundredth time that day, oh, hey

Now, sweetheart, do you want to be the one to say the blessing today?

And I’ll say…

Let’s have a passive aggressive Christmas

Cause we’re all in it 'till we’re free

The folks all say they love the turkey

But, no one cares about the turkey

We’d rather wash the dishes

Cause of the trouble that we’re in

We did it all last year and we’ll do it all again

Oh, we did it all last year and we’ll do it all again

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no