The Christian - Jimmy Buffett

Its a hell of a time to be thinking about heaven

Didnt you forget the golden rule

Youve been acting like jesus owes you a favor

But hes a little smart for you to fool

You complain how you forgets the gospel

You remind them seek and you shall find

Maybe youth will have a time for seeking

After they clean up what you left behind

cause its a hell of a time to be thinking about heaven

Didnt you forget the golden rule

Youve been acting like jesus owes you a favor

But hes a little smart for you to fool

You were right there when the plate was passed last sunday

Thats the second time youve been to church all year

Could you really call yourself a christian

If charity cost half as much as beer

Hey

You pray a little more as you grow older

You get religion as your hair turns gray

But you dont need to worry about hereafter

Just worry what youre going to do today

cause its a hell of a time to be thinking about heaven

Didnt you forget the golden rule

Youve been acting like jesus owes you a favor

But hes a little smart for you to fool

Yes my friend I think youve blown your cool

Hey