It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere - Alan Jackson, Jimmy Buffett

The sun is hot and that ol’clock is movin’slow

And so am I Workday passes like molassas in wintertime

But it’s July

Gettin’paid by the hour and older by the minute

My boss just pushed me over the limit

I’d like to call him somethin'

But think I’ll just call it a day

Pour me somethin’tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care

It’s five o’clock somewhere

Well this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon

And half the night

Tomorrow morning I know there’ll be hell to pay

Hey, but that’s all right

Ain’t had a day off now in over a year

My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here

If the phones for me You can tell 'em I’ve just sailed away

Pour me somethin’tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care

It’s five o’clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab

Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2

At a moment like this, I can’t help but wonder

What would Jimmy Buffett do?

Jimmy Buffett spoken:

Funny you should ask, Alan

I’d say

Pour me somethin’tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care

Pour me somethin’tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care

He don’t care

And I don’t care

It’s five o’clock somewhere

Alan: He don’t care

I don’t care

Together: It’s five o’clock somewhere

Jimmy: What time zone am I on?

What country am I in?

Alan: It doesn’t matter

It’s five o’clock somewhere

Jimmy: It’s always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it Alan: I heard that

Jimmy: You’ve been there haven’t you?

Alan: Yes, Sir

Jimmy: I’ve seen your boat there

Jimmy: All right.

That’s good

Alan: Stumbled my way back

Jimmy: OK Just want to make sure you can keep it between the

navigational beacons

Alan: Between the bouys.

I got it Jimmy: All right.

It’s five o’clock.

Let’s go somewhere

Alan: I’m ready.

Crank it up Jimmy: Let’s get out of here

Alan: I’m gone