Champion of the World - Jimmy Buffett, Little Feat

Well I’m weak

Worthless

…can't make up my mind

When they handed out ambition

I was next

To last

In line

…Lost little lamb…

'til I found that girl…

When she holds me in her arms

I’m the champion of the world

I was drunk

On Monday

Standing at the bar

When somebody said;

«Hey Mister

Could you help me start my car?»

I wouldn’t know a sparkplug

From the Duke Of Earl

But when I drive home to my baby…

I’m the champion of the world

People talk

Behind my back:

«How can she stay with a man like that?»

It ain’t easy…

But Heaven knows she tries…

Ohh, They never see the sweetness

Of the love there is between us

When she holds my hand

And looks me in the eye

I’m a creep, I’m a coward…

On my hands and knees I crawl

I fall apart under pressure

I’ve got no back bone at all

Daddy always told me…

I throw a baseball like a girl

But when my baby holds me

I’m the champion of the world

When my baby holds me, I’m the champion of the world