Fat Person Man - Jimmy Buffett

Sheila

You got to get rid of Dat fat person man

Send him to French Guiana China or Japan

Get him off of dis island

Ders no reconcilin' Da rumours have already spread

He don’t leave dis island

He lose his head

I can’t help it I just tell the truth

Norman

Now Sheila I can’t do that

Try and understand

He’s not just some drunk asshole

He’s my money man

He’s got banks in Nebraska

And mines in Alaska

His childish ways can be misread

Sheila

I’ll say it one more time sir

He lose his head I can’t help it

I just tell the truth

Norman

Now Lester’s really harmless

Sheila

But Hippolyte’s a threat

Norman

Whole life here in Kinja

Rests on this Tilson fete

I can’t have a beheading

Or any blood letting

Oh Sheila tell me what to do

Sheila

Stick to do dat fat person

Like you be glue

Norman

I will keep him on the beach at the barbeque

Lester

I can’t help it

I just tell the truth