Captain America - Jimmy Buffett

Can you tell me where I might find my friend and companion

Now he looks a little different from anything you’ve seen

He likes to beat the bass drum for justice and salvation

He’s got the brains of Einstein and the brawn of Mister Clean

He’s a lightnin' flash who’ll make the dash from one coast to the other

To stop a crime or lend a dime or help his aging mother

Captain America we love you, Captain America you’re grand

Oh Spiro Agnew eat your heart out Captain America’s our man

Now he wears a mask his clothes are weird and some folks call him hokie

But he is hip he just can’t dig the okie from Muskogie

Captain will help anyone a friend or a stranger

Now number one without a gun he’s bypassed the Lone Ranger

He’s a do do good who loves apple pie and kisses little babies

He’ll guard you against everything from atom bombs to rabies

Captain America we love you, Captain America you’re grand

Oh Spiro Agnew eat your heart out Captain America’s our man

Can you tell me where I might find my friend and companion

He looks a little different from anything you’ve seen

He likes to beat the bass drum for justice and salvation

He’s got the brains of Einstein and the bod of Mister Clean

He’s a lightnin' flash who’ll make the dash from one coast to the other

To stop a crime or lend a dime or help his aging mother

Captain America we love you, Captain America you’re grand

Oh Spiro Agnew eat your heart out Captain America’s our man

Captain America’s our man