Pretty Please - Jamie Lenman

My girl’s a beautiful girl, the apple of my eye

She gets paid to take her clothes off, and I wish so did I

Is it for attention?

I just don’t understand

She’s my little Bettie Paige, and I’m her cameraman

And she sings, «Validate me, oh pretty please»

My Dad’s an actor, he got the broadway blues

He sleeps outside the paper shop and buys his good reviews

But if it is a bad one, it goes back on the shelf

He says, «I don’t act for anyone, I do it for myself»

But he means, «Validate me, pretty please»

When I was young, I yearned for a girl to hold my hand

And when jokes and poems didn’t work, I thought I’d start a band

So far all my girlfriends have been big fans of mine

So remember, this is not a song, it is a chat up line

Oh, I need your love, and I do not care how I get it, no

Validate me, pretty please

Rate me, slate me

Love me or hate me

Just validate me, pretty please