You're the Boss - Jamie Lenman

James booth

Don’t you ever hang up on me again

I can’t do this Bill, you can’t call me on the bad phone, are you out of your

fucking mind?

This is, I’m having the worst night of my life and its your fault

Stay the fuck away from me

I won’t say this again Jimbo, you hang that phone up, it stays hung up

Now what happened?

It’s all over for me Bill.

(It's all over for me Bill.)

You can’t help me

Who the fuck is that?

Mary

She can’t help you Jimbo, only I can help you

And you are fucked, and she is fucked and I am fucked and I cannot be fucked

Now pull the phones out and tell me why you’re blubbing

Fuck off!

(Fuck off!)

Fine, blow your nose and pull the phones out

Tell me what happened, because I am tired

It is your fault, you won’t feel guilt, will you?

I killed someone

Were they alone?

Jim?

Were they alone?

Yes.

Yes.

She was homeless

She had a shopping trolley with all her things in blue plastic bags

It happened just around the corner, there are cameras all along there

Ahh that’s good.

Cameras are easier than people

Oh I hate you Bill

I fucking hate you

I don’t care

You’re always thinking about whether people like you

I never cared if anyone liked me ever.

I don’t need it

You care what people think about you, you can’t make the decisions you need to

make

Don’t forget you work for me, you work for me, you great skinny stick of shit!

Bill?

Bill?

I think you better unsay that.

(Better unsay that.)

Right now.

If I put this phone down, its all over for you

There’s no one in the country who’d like to stick the knife in more than me

I’m very sorry Bill

You’re not skinny.

You’re in the best shape of your whole life

You’re great.

Just, I’m just jealous

You’ve got a better body than me

Say the three little words

Say what?

Say them

You’re the boss?

Say it again

You’re the boss