Lad - Hak Baker

Lads runnin' off left

Lads joggin' off right

Old Bill on the campsite

Lads joggin' off all night

Couple eggs got lobbed at that car for no reason

Couple bricks got dropped on that lads head just for treason

Spindrift Avenue, where we go to do eaters

Old school, when the block tossed when I saw my first heater

What I gotta do around here to be a top geezer?

What I gotta do, what I gotta sell to be a fridge-freezer?

I’ll take it all on son, I was born a crowd pleaser

Man that whole decade was full of misdemeanor

We don’t run away from any of our bloody seniors

If you were a lad you don’t rent out the Beamer

If you were a lad

If you were a lad

Then you’d risk it all and you’ll never ever look back

Yeah, mate if you are a lad

If you were a lad

Then you’d jump up and down with your mates and you’d all get smashed

Yeah, mate if you are a lad

If you are a lad

Then you’d go out on the town with your mates, and you might have a scrap

Yeah, mate if you are a lad

If you were a lad

Runnin' with the chaps

If you are a lad

If you were a-

If you were a lad you don’t rent out the Beamer

No license but how else you can pull those geezers?

Them lads got a chase from the Old Bill, they’re too eager

My mate Tom would do that while sippin' on breezers

Gotta put down them quids, hold tight my mate Beaver

Pound up on the wall was a summertime old crowd pleaser

Twenty man in a transit, tryna run into grief

Doors slide open, eyes wide in disbelief

Fifteen lads, ten birds, love tins of the cider

Vodka and, and lads wearin' Prada

Everything fresh, regular trips to the barber

Then you and all your mates go down, this is karma

If you were a lad

If you were a lad

Then you’d risk it all and you’ll never ever look back

Yeah, mate if you are a lad

If you were a lad

Then you’d jump up and down with your mates and you’d all get smashed

Yeah, mate if you are a lad

If you are a lad

Then you’d go out on the town with your mates, and you might have a scrap

Yeah, mate if you are a lad

If you were a lad

Runnin' with the chaps

If you are a lad

If you were a-

My bros come last week into the MEN arena

Old school with the lads

Firework night, shootouts with airbombs and screamers

Found out whole decade was full of misdemeanors

Reeboks and high-top Filas and Adidas

«Bluetooth me that new tune» no MP3 streamers

, it was genius

Found out whole decade was full of misdemeanors