Broomstick - Hak Baker

If I nicked Harry Potter’s broomstick

Then I’d take a ride over a cruise ship

Close my eyes, then I’ll howl with laughter 'cause

The lads and I live for palaver

Egg every cunt, then I’d fly off faster

As the lads and I live for all the drama

Burnt myself out on both ends

So I daydream myself 'round the ends, yeah

La la la la la, la la la la la

La la la la la, la la la la la

La la la la la, la la la la la

I’m goin' mental, I’m goin' mental

I’m goin' mental, I’m goin' mental

I’m goin' mental, I’m goin' mental

La la la la la la

Looking in the mirror

Gives me such a quiver

Oh, my little liver

Must be on the quiver

Turn down the dimmer

Deliveroo for dinner

Thought you was getting slimmer

Geezer, you little fibber

Look at the lighter flicker

This problematic singer’s

Addicted to the skunk

Addicted to the women

Addicted to the funk

Addicted to the shimmer

My Mum said all that glimmers

Ain’t all tools for winners

La le la la le la

My heart is getting bigger

I’ve never felt such love

Otherwise from my niggas

Sending out bluetooth spuds

My head’s so fucked

Think I’ve crumbled that bud

I’m try and numb my nut

I can’t let you in, man

And even if you grin, man

Ready for your incisions

Come and try your thing

I was born to die

And in between this cry

Try to figure out why

But all I got was lies

La la la la la, la la la la la

La la la la la, la la la la la

I’m gonna lose it, I’m gonna lose it

I’m gonna lose it, I’m gonna lose it

I’m gonna lose it, I’m gonna lose it

La la la la la

This drinking is detrimental

This weed smoke’s driving me mental

This weekend was eventful

These hangovers make me sick

This puffing is driving me mental

This alcohol’s detrimental

The weekend is always eventful

These hangovers make me sick

This drinking is detrimental

This puffing is driving me mental

The weekend is always eventful

These hangovers make me sick

Sick, sick, sick

If I nicked Harry’s broomstick