Classic Quip - Good Morning

I must’ve felt the same about death

A pure delineation of regret

While there’s fuckboys out here trolling on the ‘net

Aw man, you jerks confused?

It sounds more like a threat

But Stefan, that was just a classic quip

As long he’s not sending pictures of his dick

But the circle of control remains the same

Spurred on by jerks, decrepit actions will remain

Ah, it’s not hard to show respect

In a world so full of threats

So put your wallet down and I’ll pick up the cheque

And what about the state of disrespect?

There’s women dying, crying, all the rest

Ah, but Brandon from the club, he is the best

He kicked it last week, you just don’t know him yet

I promise if you just give him a chance

And find the humour in his locker-room dance

Your complacence will go miles with the boys

They’re not the ones here under threat so fuck the boys

A classic quip from a classic cunt

Just makes the world feel over

Whelmed