Credentials (Lester & Eliza) - Good Morning

Here’s a list of all the pros and cons

In no apparent ordering at all

Don’t look at it too closely

Or you’ll know too much about me

You care a lot about timing

You’re never interested in what I think

That’s gotta be a good thing

Shows your mind’s still working

Your talking points escape me

Would you rape me?

If it’s so awful being married to me then

Why don’t you leave?

And we can act like strangers

When we see each other on the street

«You know that things are getting out of hand

And no one gives a fuck about your band»

That’s for a different discussion

Let’s keep running

I never saw myself as sentimental

Aw, babe, why don’t you show me your credentials

As much if that does

I guess I’ll love you 'til it hurts

If we keep poisoning the world

We’ll get used to getting sicker

Eliza, I’m not upset anymore

But I always will be bitter