In France - Frank Zappa

We’re playin' in a tent

It’s payin' the rent

If you pooch a civilian

It’s a mayor event

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

The girls is all salty

The boys is all sweet

The food ain’t too shabby

An' they piss in the street

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

They got diseases

Like you never seen

Got a mystery blow-job

Turn your peter green

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

They got some coffee

Eatin' right through the cup

An' when they go ka-ka

They make you stand up

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Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

If you’re not careful

It’ll stick to your cheeks

You’ll smell like a native

For a couple of weeks

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

We cannot wait

Till we go back

It gets so exciting

When the poodles 'react'

In France

Way down in France

Way on down

Way on down

In France

Never try to get yo' peter sucked

In France