I Come From Nowhere - Frank Zappa

I come from nowhere

And you should go there

Just try it for a while

The people from nowhere

Always smile

Their eyes are all frozen over

The sides of their faces pooch out at the corners

Because that’s what happens when their mouths turn up

On both sides

Which is why we can tell they’re smiling

They never frown

They never let their eyebrows turn down

They like going around with their teeth showing

All the time

They are from nowhere

Your teeth are showing

So maybe you been there

You could have the disease of nowhere people

Where the air gets stuck all over their gums

When their nowhere lips roll back

For real excitement

They stand still

They shut up

Then they don’t do nothing

Out there in nowhere