You Really Like Me - Evil Cowards

Killing yourself slowly from swallowing my love

Because you like me

Yeah, you like me

Turning off your evil light and calling off your dogs

Because they bite me

Yeah, they bite me

You can wrap me up in newspaper then cover me in gas

And then ignite me

Yeah, ignite me

Killing yourself slowly from swallowing my love

Because you like me

You really like me

One of these days I’m gonna get this thing to work

And I’ll be bouncing up and down like some electronic jerk

Give me the night, give me money, give me more and more

Let me set the world on fire like there was no Al Gore

I’ll be trashing regulations everywhere that I go

And I am mashing my potatoes like I’m from Idaho

I’m making it look easy while it’s anything but

I’ll make you open up your wallet while your pie-hole is shut

Hey baby, I used to have a TV show

I used to be somebody that you’d really like to get to know

When you need a home run hitter, I always get the call

I’ll get you back up out the shitter, get your back up on the wall

But now, that was then, this is now, that was then and now

And I’m a real voting man living in a gross town

Every day’s another crisis and I’m bleeding out my eyes

But here you come a-walking, and the night’s about to metabolize

Hey!

My body sways to the rhythm of your schizoid beat

And you keep breaking me down while I’m moving my feet

Hit me hard, hit me baby, hit me right in the face

And let your dirty bloody bloody bleed all over the place

Hey baby, I just can’t let you let you let me go

I just can’t eat your cookies when there ain’t no butter in your dough

Now you’re talking your religion, and you know I don’t believe

I’m gonna intercept your pigeon and rip the tapestry of lies you weave

Hey!