Optical Day - Evil Cowards

You used to do the ding dong ditch

And now you’re livin' as a male witch

I can’t stop my morning blaze

And you can’t stop the humid, humid oppressive days

And then your body starts shaking

The sleeper will awaken

To a world that was never in his eyes

Or of his making

The time bomb, it will explode in a day

Still the people drive from miles around

To sing hip-hip-hooray

It’s optical day

Let’s start making «K» the letter after «J»

It’s optical day

Let’s start making «K» the letter after «J»

The Tropicana used to be the Shanghai

I settle all my scores with jai alai

Beholden to the slippery ways

And beholden to the Neuvo communist craze

They don’t see the lights are dimming

And they don’t clean the pools we swim in

And they sure don’t know the warm blooded ways of lizard women

They are stammerin' cause they don’t know what to say

If you stop and think about it too much it just blows you away

That’s optical day

Let’s start ridiculing people for how much they weigh

Ooooh ooooh

Ooooh ooooh

And though these are fascist times

I won’t be a party to your party of vicious crimes

I’m living to live good times

And raise the roof with my signature rhymes